i went to west midlands safari park and bought a new pencil from the gift shop with the money i get from my paper round. it was well good, it had a rubber on the end. i though id lost it but later saw this giant parrot sketching pornographic cartoons on the side of the lion enclosure. i got it back (with a few kidney punches) then he flew off, then the keeper caught me by the rude pictures so i got asked to leave.
Thursday, 29 January 2009
don't trust parrots
i went to west midlands safari park and bought a new pencil from the gift shop with the money i get from my paper round. it was well good, it had a rubber on the end. i though id lost it but later saw this giant parrot sketching pornographic cartoons on the side of the lion enclosure. i got it back (with a few kidney punches) then he flew off, then the keeper caught me by the rude pictures so i got asked to leave.
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i got asked to leave west midlands safari park all i did was bum on of the lions i thought those pictures were what you were meant to do. thanks henry- why didnt you rub them off with the rubber on the end of your pencil? i'm writing this from a sex offenders institute for crimes against lions. when i get out im going to get you
ReplyDeleteHenry Crayons I like your style, connatations of a career in the written word. It echoes the uberto eco view and Keats. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteps the Picture is excellent